Filed under: random
These are not among them…
I was reading a blog I frequent and she mentioned a post she had seen which prompted her to write a post on similar lines… and of course, is the inspiration for THIS post! Think of all the strange things that come out of your mouth as a parent directed towards your children that are totally bizarre and possibly completely, ridiculously inappropriate for social conversations and yet come flying out of a mother’s mouth on a daily basis!
To allow you to enjoy the inspiration, check out these links…
Please do not poop on your batman cape
Out of the mouths of moms
My list? Sadly I’ve forgotten more than I remember, but here are a few…
NO – you don’t need to wash the sand out of your towels in the river!
No, sissy doesn’t have one. She never had one. No, it didn’t fall off. No, she didn’t cut it off.
Boys have them, girls don’t… no you won’t grow one!
Why do you have balloons in your shirt? Oh… but you won’t have 3, only 2.
I know there are thousands of others, and I know they still happen… I just don’t retain that stuff very well!! Oh well…
